For as long as we find new, cool, and interesting (by which I mean totally rediculous or gratuitous) products, FD and this Guy will be running a weekly feature where we each focus on a product for sale at one of the LoI club’s stores. We swear we’re not making these products up. This week FD tackles FAI Air Freshener, while This Guy examines the Bohemians Wine Case after the jump
See, we don't get drunk off of just Guinness
This Guy:
Because sometimes beer and whiskey just isn’t getting the job done. When you want to tell your dinner guests “I’m an elitist front-running douchebag in life as well as at Dalymount Park,” do it in style by keeping your luke warm bottle of O’Reilly’s 2005 pinot gris (exported from Oregon) secure in this nifty wine case. A polished wood finish comes complete with the Bohs insignia on the front, but there’s certainly nothing “bohemian” about this beauty. Costs just 10 Euros, which converts to $13.47, only 47 cents more than the bottle of O’Reilly’s. The official Bohs Wine Case makes an excellent conversation piece, serves as something to throw at your wife, kids, or dog, and best of all, lets the neighborhood know that each Friday, you’re the defending champion of being a drunken lowlife. Talk about winning the double!
For when your car stinks more than the Drogheda
First Derivative:
When you’re hiding the smell of a spilt pint of Jameson in the car, only the highest quality Air Freshener will do. Let the officer driving your car back to the impound lot after your third DUI know that YOU support the national team with this wonderful automotive accessory. A bargain at 3 Euros, everyone driving down O’Connell street will know where your football loyalties stand. It’s guaranteed to give your car the “straight from the pitch” smell. The Air Freshener itself isn’t the most absurd product, but do you see the short shorts attached to the jersey? If that’s the proportion of the equipment Irish Football uses, the LoI should see a large increase in attendance – primarily by gay men and lonely females. I’m assuming they added the shorts just in case the bright green jersey wasn’t a big enough sign that you’re behind the Republic as they try to qualify for World Cup ’10.
